Friday, May 16, 2025

My Spelling Bee list

  I do the Spelling Bee in the New York Times every day and hardly a day goes by that I don't learn a new word from it. This is remarkable to me because I'm in my late sixties, fairly well read, and there are only so many words limited to using just seven different letters. 

  My list isn't only of words I didn't know, though it used to be. Some time ago, I started including words that are obvious one that I should know but often don't. Tatami, for example. That might not be a word everyone is familiar with, but I lived in Japan for three years and my apartment's floor was comprised of tatami mats, except for the kitchen and bathroom. 

  Many of these words are getting flagged as misspellings, which is odd because they're not that uncommon: aboil, iliac, many more.

  The writer David Sedaris said he always gets the Queen Bee rating, which means he got all the words. That makes me admire him a lot. There seem to be a hundred condiments I'd never heard of, and before doing Spelling Bee I never knew what a lanai was. That's just one example. There are many, many more. 

  I use this list by looking through it after I've done as much as I can.


abaci: pl. of abacus
abbacy: about being an abbot
ablate: to remove or destroy the function of
abloom: blooming
aboil: boiling
acacia: spiny African tree
academe: academic life
acai: berrylike fruit
accede: give consent
acrid: bitter
acyclic: not cyclic, re: flowers
adenine: purine base involved w/DNA and RNA
adduct: to draw toward a common center
aeon: long time
aglet: end of a lace
agora: meeting space in Rome
aioli: garlicky mayonnaise
aleph: 1st letter of Hebrew alphabet
alga, algae, algal: algae words
allele: alternative form of a gene
ameba, amoeba, amebae, amoebae: all good
amour: a love affair
amyl: part of amyl nitrate
ancho: a dried poblano pepper
angina: heart pain
anion: negatively charged ion
annul: declare void
annuli: pl. of annulus, ringlike growth marker
antenna, antennae: often missed
apian: bee related
apparat: Soviet bureaucracy
arancini: Italian rice balls
arborio: short grain rice for risotto
arcadia, arcadian: peace with nature
arco: with a bow
argon: inert gas Ar, 18
arhat: Buddhist with insight
aril: seed, fruit cover
armload: lots
arnica: a perennial herb
arrant: shameless; unmitigated
arum: genus of flowering plants
atrium, atria, atrial: lobby/s
attaboy: good going
attar: fragrant oil
augur: seer, to predict
avaunt: a vaunt, to boast; hence, away
axilla/axillae: armpit
baba: leavened rum cake
babel: confusion of sounds
babka: East European coffee cake
baccarat: the game
bacilli: pl. of bacteria
backcomb: real word
bagatelle: a trifle, an unimportant thing
balalaika: Russian string instrument
baleen: whale filter plates
ballcock: toilet part
barbacoa: slow-cooked meat over fire
bariatric: as in the surgery
barrack: army dorm
battement: dance move w/beating leg
baud: unit of data transfer
bebop: the music
beck: a small brook; a creak: beckoning gesture
begem: adorn with gems
belle: prettiest girl in a group
bhat: Thai money
biennia: two years
biennial: every two years
biome: a biotic community
birria: meat stew; soup
blackcap: any small black-crowned bird
blat: trumpet sound
blech: sound of gagging
blin: to stop, to cease, to desist
blini: a light pancake
bluebottle: type of fly
boba: bubble tea
bobbin: oft missed
bock: dark beer
bola: rope with weight attached
boll: seed-bearing capsules of some plants
bollix: to throw into confusion
bombe: dessert w/layers of ice cream
boodle: counterfeit money
bootee: baby or small boot
borzoi: Russian dog breed
bottleful: full bottle
bung: a stopper or bunghole
butle: to act as a butler
cabala: Jewish mysticism
cacao: chocolate beans
caiman: croc: cayman
cairn: mound of stones
calico: oft missed
callaloo: edible spinach-like leaves
cami: a camisole
campo: grassy plain in South America
canid: any doglike animal
canna: tropical herb with flowers
cannellini: white bean in Italian cooking
canonic: authoritative
cantata: poem set to music
cantina: Spanish bar
canton: small division of a country
capellini: angel-hair pasta
capon: castrated rooster
carob: evergreen tree, chocolate sub.
carpi: wrist bones
catatonia: being catatonic
cation: positively charged ion
cava: type of sparkling wine
cavatelli: small pasta shells
cellule: a small cell
cetacean: marine mammal type
chai: tea or latte w/cinnamon
challah: braided bread for Jewish sabbath
chancel: space around church altar
chia: seeds
chica: Mexican girl
chignon: knot in hair at base of neck
chitin: hard exoskeleton material
ciabatta: bread type
ciao: oft missed
cicada: the bug
cioppino: fish stew
cirri: plural of cirrus, tendrils
citron: thorny evergreen shrub or tree
clave: past tense of cleave
clayey: about clay
coati: small S.American omnivorous mammal
coca: shrub w/cocaine
cocci: spherical bacterium, pl. of coccus
cockade: badge worn on hat
cocoa: chocolate source
codon: DNA sequence, nucleotides
coho: “silver” salmon
coir: coconut fiber
colcannon: a mashed potato dish
collab: a collaboration
colleen: an Irish girl
collet: sleeve for holding pieces
collie: dog
compote: fruit stewed or cooked in syrup
conclave: secret meeting
congee: boiled rice; rice gruel; jail
corolla: flower petals
coulee: deep gulch, canal, bayou
covalence: no. of electron pairs atoms share
crog: be a bicycle passenger
cultic: re cults
curium: metallic synthetic radioactive element
dacha: Russian country house or villa
dahlia: plant genus
dandle, dandling: bounce kids on knees
deckle:  a frame used to hand make paper
decoct: extract flavor by boiling
deicide: kill a god
deke: feint in ice hockey
demit: to relinquish, dismiss
dicta: extra comments made by a judge
dimity: a strong cotton fabric
dinar: Middle Eastern currency
ditz: scatterbrained or eccentric person
doeth: form of does
dolor: sadness
doodad: stop missing this one
dorado: S. constellation; type of fish
doyen, doyenne: male/female senior group member
dragoon: mounted European military unit
droid: real word
drooly: full of drool
ducat: old gold coin; any piece of money, ticket
dudgeon: the haft of a dagger
dugong: Indian Ocean marine mammal
dunno: a word in Spelling Bee
durag: a legit word
durian: that weird fruit
durum: type of wheat
dyad: 2 people in significant relationship
dyne: centimeter-gram-second unit of force
echinacea: type of coneflower
ecotone: transitional zone between 2 communities
eddied: past tense of eddy
eidetic: photographic memory
elfin: like an elf
emetic: causing vomiting
enchain: to bind with chains
ennead: groups of nine
entente: alliance
epicene: having characteristics of both sexes
epode: 3rd part of ode type
etouffee: a spicy Cajun stew
falafel: fava beans made into balls
farina: milled wheat
farrago: a medley; a mixture
farro: wheat grains
faun: man/goat deity
faunal: re: animals, fauna
fief: estate held on condition of military service
flagella: cell propellers
flan: 1. custard 2. metal disk to be stamped
flauta: type of tortilla
folio: large paper folded in the middle
fora: plural of forum
formic: ant related
friary: monastery of friars
furl: fold up a flag
gaffe: foot in mouth
gage: shotgun measurement
galangal: E. Asian medicine plant like ginger
galette: round flat pastry w/filling
gamete: mature reproductive cell with half the info
gamin: male street urchin
gamma: third Greek letter
gavotte: French peasant dance
gelee: gelled suspension for cooking
gelt: money or a gelding
genii: same as genie
geoid: shape of Earth
gewgaw: a decorative trinket; a bauble
gigolo: oft missed
gigue: Irish dance music
glia: network of glial cells
gnocchi: food word
googol: 10 to the 100th
googly: oft missed
gorgon: Greek myth female monsters
gran: a grandparent
grappa: Italian brandy type
guar; type of forage crop in pea family
haboob: sandstorm
haka: Maori war dance
hake: any cod like food fish; drying shed
halite: rock salt
halogen: electro-neg. element
halva/havala: Indian confection
hamate: bone in wrist
haptic: touch related
haulage: that which is hauled
heinie: spelling
helve: handle of ax, chisel, hammer
hematite: black or blackish-red iron ore rock
heme: molecule w/iron
hepatic: liver related
heptane: test fuel component
hiatal: re: a hiatus
hoar: hoary, frost
hogan: Navajo dwelling
hoodoo: voodoo
hoorah: cheer, alt. of hurrah
hora: round dance
hortatory: encouragement
ichor: god blood; ethereal fluid
igloo: oft missed
iliac: re: ilium
ilium: pelvic bone
incipience: a first stage, a beginning
indica: type of cannabis plant
indicia: identifying marks
indium: a soft metal
innie: spelling
inurn: to put in an urn
invitee: welcome guest
ipecac: tropical American shrub
irrupt: to break or burst in
jabot: laces, ruffles
jinn: a spirit
jojoba: an evergreen shrub
kaboom: sound word
kebab: like kabab
kente: Ashanti cloth
korma: a mild curry, SE Asia
krona: Swedish currency
kronor: plural of above
kroon: pre-euro Estonia currency
laic: re: secular, the laity
laical: re: layman or laity
lambi: sea snail
lamina: thin plate or layer
laminal: consisting of laminae
lanai: Hawaiian porch
latana: genus of tropical shrubs
lath: thin strip of wood
legato: smooth, even, in music
lemma: headword
lento: in music, slowly
lifeblood: one word
limn: oft missed
linnet: a small finch
littoral: of or on a shore
llano: grassy plain
loach: a European freshwater fish
loblolly: a mudhole; a mire
lobo: the gray wolf
loge: small compartment, lodge
loggia: arch.; open balcony
logogram: symbol that stands for word
loofa: spelling note
lookbook: real word
loonie: real word
lovage: parsley family plan
luau: party
luff: sailing term
lunula: fingernail moon
macaroon, macaron; chewy cooky
macron: symbol placed over long vowel
mage: a magician
mahimahi: slender game fish in Hawaii
malic: apple related
mammon: wealth in Bible
mancala: board games with pits
mandala: Hindu, Buddhist universe
manila: yellow brown color
mantilla: light silk scarf
maraud: to rove and raid for plunder
matcha: powdered green tea
matte: no gloss
maxilla: skull bones
melanin: dark skin pigment
mete: boundary line, limit
metonym/metonymy: a word that means another
meze/mezze: small dishes as appetizers
mimeo: mimeograph; unpublished academic paper
minim: half note
minima: least possible quantity or degree
modular: in moduls
mondo: enormous, huge
monolog: legit spelling
mononym: one name: Cher, Madonna
monotony: missed
moonlit: lit by moon
moron: missed by idiots
motet: vocal sacred anthem
mumpsimus: s.o. who sticks with old, wrong ways
myalgia: pain in one or more muscles
myna, mynah; the bird
naiad: water nymph
naif: naive, naive person
nankeen: sturdy cotton or pants made of it
natality: birth rate
natant: floating, swimming
neocon: real word
neolith: stone tool from Neolithic age
nepenthe: fictional medicine to forget grief
netizen: real word
netlike: like a net
netty: open-meshed fabric or toilet
niacin: a vitamin
nite: real word
nodal: node related
nohow: in no way
noir: English for noire
nonagon: polygon with nine sides and angles
nonagonal: like above
noncom: real word
nonce: the present
nonet: 9 instruments or voices
nonillion: 10 to the 30th
noob: new person
noogie; legit word
novae: plural of nova
nubbin: real word
oaten: made with oats
octal: eight based
octant: one eighth of a circle
octillion: 10 to the 27th or 48th
odea: plural of odium
odeon: Greek theater
odep: plural of odium; Greek theater
odium: Greek theater
offline: not online
ogee: double curve, S shaped
oleic: type of fatty acid
oleo: margarine
olio: hodgepodge
ollie: skateboard move
omigod: legit in Spelling Bee
oocyte: egg cell
oolong: tea fermented before drying
oompah: rhythmic bass accompaniment
oomph: legit
opah: moonfish
oppugn: call into question truth of
orang: an orangutan
orzo: pasta type
otology: ear medicine
ovate: egg shaped
oxlike: like an ox
paean: hymn of praise
paella: rice dish, Spain
palapa: open-sided dwelling w/thatched roof
palatal: re/ the palate
palp: one of clam mouth appendages
pampa: South American grass plain
pancetta: salt-cured pork belly meat
pandit: a Hindu scholar or teacher
panini: sandwich made of small loaf of bread
papally: same as popishly
papilla, papillae: tastebud and things like it
paradrop: deliver by parachute
paratha: flatbread
pariah: me
partita: instrumental piece of variations
patent, patentee: re patents
patly: suitably
peke: short for Pekingese
pelf: dishonestly gotten money
pellicle: thin skin or membrane
penman, men: scribe
pentane: organic compound
peplum: short attached overskirt or ruffle
peptide: class of organic compounds
petit: petty
phalli: the penis
pharaoh: spelling check
phial: a vial
phlegmy: full of phlegm
phoneme: smallest unit of word sound
phyllo: pastry dough in thin sheets
piccata: Italian dish
pidgin: simplified language
pinniped: aquatic mammal; seal, etc.
pinny: a pinafore
pipet: alt. form of pipette
pipit: a type of songbird
pippin: an apple grown from seed
piratic: re pirates
pith: soft inner tissue of feather, hair, plant
plat: to plait or braid
platypli: plural of platypus
plena: Puerto Rican music
plenum: meeting with all present
plie: ballet move
polyphony: multiplicity of sounds
pome: fleshy fruit w/seed chambers
pomelo: a fruit
pommel: to beat, pummel
pompano: a type of fish
poplin: ribbed fabric
poppa: dad
priapic: phallus related
prion: misfolded protein
proton: positively charged nucleon
puli: Hungarian sheep dog
quanta: smallest amount of radiation
radicchio: any of a variety of chicory
radii: pl. of radius
raffia: tree, reed for baskets
ragu: thick pasta sauce
raita: an Indian salad or condiment
raita: Indian salad or yogurt
rapini: broccoli rabe, from China
riparian: re river banks
rondo: musical form w/contrasts
rood: crucifix
roti: Caribbean pastry
tabard: a short, heavy cape of coarse cloth
tabla: small drum
tabor: small drum
taffeta: fabric type
taiga: snow forest
taillamp: taillight
tali: plural of talus, ankle bones
tallit: prayer shawl
tamari: soy sauce made with no wheat
tanka: boat used in Canton; forceful expression
tant: a small scarlet arachnidnana
tantara: trumpet
tantra: esoteric yogic tradition
tapa: Spanish snack
tarmac: runway
tartan: patterned cloth
tatami: often missed by morons who lived in Japan
taxa: pl. of taxon, phylum, order, family, etc.
teff: African grain
telos: end goal, reason for being
tenant: renter
tenon: wood joint making projection
tibial: re tibia
tiki: male Polynesian figure
tilth: tilled earth
tinct: tint
tinhorn: petty braggart
tipi: alt. form of teepee
tippet: shaw
titivate: to dress or smarten up
titration: determining concentration of something
toccata: Baroque music
tommyrot: nonsense
tonne: 1,000 kg
tontine: investment plan w/shares, annuities
toonie: $2 Canadian coin
tope: small shark, grove of trees, Buddhist sepulcher
toponym: place name
toponymy: study of place names
tori: Japanese gate; plural of torus
torii: Shinto gate
toroid: closed curve shape
tortoni: an Italian ice cream
tramcar: a car on a tram
trattoria: small, Italian-style restaurant
trillionth: big number
tritium: rare isotope of hydrogen
tromp: to walk heavily
tuffet: low seat or tuft of grass
tutti: in music, all together
ulna: arm bone
unpin: remove a pin
uptilt: to tilt upward
uvea: middle layer of the eye
valence: combining capacity of atom
venial: easily excused, pardonable
villanelle: 19-line poem
viny: having to do with vines
vivace: lively, in music
vlog: real word in Spelling Bee
wahine: woman surfer, Polynesian woman
whinnied: the horse did it
wight: a living being; creature
wigwag, -ing: to move back and forth
wino: drunk
woohoo: legit in Spelling Bee
wryly: in a wry way, duh
xenon: colorless noble gas element
yecch: like yech
yenta, yente: matchmaker, gossip
yippee: spelliing
yond: short for yonder
zingy: valid word

Friday, January 24, 2025

The news, late January, 2025

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Monday, December 30, 2024

My first died

 My first being Jimmy Carter. I was a senior in high school and eighteen. All these years later, eighteen seems almost too young to be allowed to vote. 

Gerald Ford, whom Carter beat that year, was a decent enough man, but the nation needed a kind of mental housecleaning after Watergate and its loss of the war in Vietnam. How the two spent the years after their presidencies says something about them. Carter worked tirelessly to make the world a better place. Ford played golf. 

Carter was famous for his smile. I read an article about what was appealing about it and it was the way that when he smiled, all you saw was teeth. No carrels. This was in a time before most kids had their pallets spread and I remember being mad that I'd never have a smile as good as Carter's.

Wednesday, December 25, 2024

Getting worse?

 It seems that my incidents of phantom pain are getting more intense, lasting longer, and happening more frequently. It's a horrible kind of pain because there's no reason for it; it's all mental. But even though it's all mental, it feels as real as any other pain. I'm five hours into an intense episode of it now.

   On the other hand, it's not like any other pain. If you asked me to replicate it, I'd have no way of doing so. Scalding water? No. An electric shock? Closer, sometimes, but still no. Deprived blood flow? A broken bone? A hard slap? No, no, and no. 

   Pressure therapy helps a little. What that means is that when a phantom pain hits my non-existent right leg, I grind a knuckle into the corresponding part of my left leg. Using pain to stop pain. It stops it alright, but only for a little while. You have to keep on top of it, like the pain is a rat in a burning room with one hole to escape though and you can push it back but it will try again, sometimes for just a few hours, sometimes for an entire day.

   Christmas, the day I'm writing this on in 2024, is not special to me. What cards I send say Season's Greetings and are more about celebrating the end of the year. Still, there's a little part of me that thought this morning at ten, when the current attack began, "Aw, come on. It's Christmas!"

Tuesday, November 5, 2024

What it's been like in Pennsylvania in 2024

 My home state is actually a commonwealth, but if you call it a state, only dorks like me will point that out. You'd think that living in a ... place ... that's the center of the political universe for so many months would sate the lust for attention we all have in some form.

Voting for me went smoothly. (Yay burbs!)
Not for me. A geezer of over 65 now, I watch so little broadcast TV that there are often appealing photographs of Big Stars on magazine covers and I have absolutely no idea who there are. Shows that have lengthy runs come and go and I've never seen an episode even when they're on channels I get for free with my rabbit ear antenna, which has a piece of aluminum foil wrapped on it to pick up more. 

When I'm not streaming on Netflix or Amazon, the only two services I have, I'll watch the national evening news and local news occasionally, and Jimmy Kimmel's monologue. The only show on network television I watch in full is Jeopardy! The regular version only. It makes me feel old when the contestants don't know the answer to something that is, to me and others of my generation, common knowledge. A couple of nights ago, the question was about what James Cagney mushed in Mae Clarke's face in the 1931 movie, Public Enemy. None of the three knew.


 

On Jeopardy! these days, in my part of Pennsylvania—the crucial Philadelphia western suburbs—there were, last night (Monday, November 4) a total of 22 commercials. Of those, nine were for either Trump or Harris, eight were for local races, and just five were for "normal" things like cars and prescription drugs. The ads are meant to induce at least anxiety, and often outright fear. I hit Mute on the remote and block all but a sliver of the screen with my knee, but some of the negativity seeps through. Bill Clinton was the first to target ads to the states that mattered. Apparently, it works. Thanks, Bill!

For uninteresting health reasons, my diet has been somewhat restrictive and disciplined for a few years now, and I haven't touched a drop of alcohol for two years, even though drinking was never a problem for me. Today, however, I went nuts in the grocery store and bought things to indulge in, stopping short of alcohol. It's as if I've gotten over a lengthy illness.


Saturday, March 2, 2024

Really, Gmail?

 They probably spent millions of dollars on labor and computing power to change this: 

 

To this:

I don't know about you, but the suspense was killing me!

Wednesday, September 27, 2023

 Of the books I’ve read so far this year, I find myself thinking more about one passage more than any others. It’s from a non-fiction book, Elizabeth Kolbert’s “Under a White Sky,” and it’s not the main theme of the book, which is about human efforts to manipulate the natural world to prevent things like flooding and the loss of species:  

We got to talking about climate history and human history. In Steffesen's view, these amounted to more or less the same thing. "If you look at the output of ice cores, it has really changed the picture of the world, our view of past climates and of human evolution," he told me. "Why did human beings not make civilization fifty thousand years ago?
 "You know that they had just as big brains as we have today," he went on. "When you put it in a climatic framework, you can say, well, it was the ice age. And also this ice age was so climatically unstable that each time you had the beginnings of a culture, they had to move. Then comes the present interglacial—ten thousand years of very stable climate. The perfect conditions for agriculture. If you look at it, it's amazing. Civilizations in Persia, in China, and in India start at the same time, maybe six thousand years ago. They all developed writing and they all developed religion and they all built cities, all at the same time, because the climate was very stable. I think that if the climate would have been stable fifty thousand years ago, it would have started then. But they had no chance."
**Side note: This isn’t meant to start a climate change debate, but I know that some might see it as evidence that the climate has changed cyclically throughout time. No one would argue that—it’s been well known for decades and supported through geological evidence and ice core samples. But if you’re going to cite this, it would only be fair to note that over the past sixty-five million years, the rate of change since the Industrial Revolution has been about one hundred times faster than at any other time. Or you could just take the excerpt for what it is.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Afternoon laisons


 

I've been seeing a married woman I met online a few hours a week for the past two months. We meet at a third location for about an hour and a half, usually on Tuesdays and Fridays. I've never met her husband, but he sounds like a nice guy. During these meetings, I give this woman, I'll call her Z, something her husband can't.
English lessons. Z is from China and we were connected through a volunteer English teaching program in my county. I taught English as a second language full time in China and Japan for four years in the 1980s and part time in Philadelphia as a volunteer in the nineties. In both cases, I was teaching classes of varying sizes, seldom of fewer than a dozen. This is one-on-one tutoring.
The books and materials my student and I have been given are terrific. I had some decent teaching material in my previous stints, but nothing like this stuff. It makes sense that teaching material evolves, of course, but compared to what I had in China in 1985, material twenty years out of date then, this is like comparing a laser printer to a slate board.
Z has been in America for four years and if you met her you might be surprised by how low her level of English is and judge her negatively for it. I know better. She lives with her husband, daughter, son-in-law and two grandchildren in a large suburban house. Her daughter and son-in-law have high-paying jobs and are the breadwinners of the family, and Z and her husband's role is to take care of and teach Chinese to the grandchildren, who are four and seven years old. I begin each class with an exercise I call Weekend English. On Tuesday, it’s, "What did you do over the weekend?" and Fridays it's, "What are you doing this weekend?" The suburb Z and I live in is not especially diverse, so when Z said she spends her weekends meeting up with six other Chinese ex-patriots who live within walking distance of her house, I found it hard to believe.
She’s getting better and speaking and says her level of confidence is increasing. I’ve told her that learning a new language is like climbing a slippery mountain and that you’ll go up some steps and sometimes fall a few steps and get discouraged. Her understanding of that was in a way that made me think she’s already experienced it.
I am awful at learning languages and it was a source of feeling extremely bad about myself. Nearly forty years later, I remember vividly sitting alone on the platform of a small train station on a hot night and trying to grasp a concept in the Japanese language instruction book I had. It was a good book, one used in U.S. colleges at the time. I just couldn’t get it even though other foreigners who did what I was doing could. I realized that if I had a gun with me, I’d put the barrel in my mouth and pull the trigger. It was one of the two strongest urges to commit suicide I’ve ever had, and it frightened me. Good thing Japan has strict gun laws!
Z is a basically happy woman, so I don’t worry about that with her. But still, I’m careful to make her language learning experience a positive one as much as I can without being insincere.

Friday, March 11, 2022

Cut your gas bills now!

 



Here's how:

Drive less. 

Americans these days see driving someplace at least once a day whether they need to or not as a fundamental right. Spend a little time outside any supermarket and you’ll see many shoppers with one bag, partially full. They shop three or four times a week. (I know someone who goes to Wegman’s every day. It’s a thing, apparently.) Our economy is based on consumerism (around 70 percent) and we’ve been made to feel bad if we’re not participating in it. We’ve been sold the paranoid proposition that “it’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it” about thousands of consumer items—toilet paper, guns, pickup trucks and big cars—by corporations that laugh behind our backs at our gullibility.

  • Schedule one day a week on which no one in your two-car (or three or more, if you have kids over sixteen) drives at all. It won’t be easy for most because it’s not “normal” but it is possible for many. Think of that: Fifty-two days a year of not using a drop of gas!
     
  • Plan ahead when shopping. Make a good list and remember to ask others in your household for input. Warn them that if they don’t ask for it now, they won’t get it until later in the week
     
  • Make your own coffee. The line to the Starbucks drive-through in Devon often backs up onto Lancaster Avenue. Many in it drive their three-ton cars six miles round trip daily to idle in line for their sugar-enriched cup of overpriced coffee. Stop that. Starbucks will be fine even if you do
  • Drive no more than five miles over the speed limit. Put your phone away while driving. You know how at least once a trip someone honks at you while you’re checking text messages because the light has changed and then you floor it to make up for lost time? Back in the olden days, driver’s ed teachers called that a “jackrabbit start,” and they waste fuel
  • Car pool. Chances are someone near you goes to the train station when you do, or returns at the same time as you, and that one or both of those trips could be eliminated. Someone nearby probably attends the same house of worship as you


Thursday, March 3, 2022

Two friends

 


I have two friends who have never met each other that I haven't heard from yet this year. I suspect the reasons are bad ones having nothing to do with me. Both have mothers who are in their late eighties, one of which has been declining markedly for years. One has been having family issues regarding some rocky times between her son and his wife.

Pre-pandemic, I'd have been more struck by not hearing from them than I am. Another person I consider a good friend lives a half-hour-drive away, but we haven't seen each other for two years now. Neither of us are Zoomers or phone people. We email back and forth and I feel like I'm up to date with what's happening in this friend's life.

I'm not like most. I go days at a time without uttering a word to anyone at all, and when I break those silences it's only to say hello to the cashier when I'm buying groceries. As normal as this is to me, I do look forward to sitting in the sun and eating lunch with friends again.

Tuesday, February 22, 2022

2/2/22!

 


This is the eighth time in my life that the date has been a striking one, by some criteria.

The first was 6/6/66. I was eight years old then and would have been aware of people around me talking about it, but it wouldn't have meant anything to me at that age and I don't remember it. I was aware of 7/7/77, though. That was during the summer between my high school graduation and first year of college. Seven is a lucky number in the west and I remember hearing about people betting on the seventh horse in the seventh race at horse tracks on that day, and others playing 777 in states that had legal daily numbers games. 

As a child learning numbers, I liked writing the number 8 and I looked forward to the year 8/8/88. When that day came (it was a Monday), however, I was living in Japan and teaching English and I had no reason to write the date. Nonetheless, that was, looking back, my best year ever. I was youngish, 30, had hit my stride in my job, which paid well, and for a few days it looked like a woman I was nuts about might be nuts about me. (She was, a little, but not enough and we never did more than kiss. She married someone else in 1989.) 

Another good day was 9/9/99, a Thursday. I was working as a reporter for a weekly newspaper and at the time it looked like I might have a somewhat successful career in journalism, despite having entered the field relatively late in life, when I was in my late thirties. I did not, but I didn't know it then. The paper I worked for came out on Thursdays then, meaning my deadline was on Wednesday afternoon, so Thursdays were a relaxed day for me and my fellow employees, a time to sit around the office and think of what stories to cover for the next edition.

The beginning of a new century provides more special dates than the rest of it because of the aughts: 1/1/01, 2/2/02, etc. Now we're back to the dates that get mentioned coming just every eleven years.

I miss being young enough that exceptional dates seemed somehow important to me.

Saturday, February 12, 2022

New car!

 My 1998 Toyota Camry was in the shop for three days this week having its front bumper replaced due to having been hit in a parking lot by a careless driver. Insurance paid for a rental. The rental was a late model Audi Quattro. 

It wasn't easy going from a '98 to a 21st century automobile and yes, I was looking for a keyhole when I got in it. All that tech! I didn't drive it long enough to trust the backup camera, and I'm still impressed by how the multiple cameras stitch an image of your surroundings to make it look as if you're getting images sent from a hovering drone. 

A funny thing about driving a new car is how fast you get used it. I drove the Audi as little as possible and didn't touch it at all for one of the days. (Putting gas in it wasn't needed.) Yet once I'd swapped back to the Camry, which is ten inches lower, I paused a little when I first exited it, wondering how the ground got so much nearer. 

The new front bumper on my car, by the way, makes me think of someone who's had a facelift. 



Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Time passes


 

Today is my mother's birthday. She died ten a little over years ago at age 80. 

Although I never considered myself a mama's boy, for many years thoughts of her death were so fresh they brought only solemn sadness. Now that's faded a little, though I'm still respectful of her and the life she lived. Today, while writing in a journal I write in every morning, I found myself forgetting to capitalize "Mom" when using the word as a proper noun. Later, when emailing a friend who shares my sense of humor, I wrote that my mother would have been 91 today if not for a tragic skydiving accident. 

I'm glad I've lived long enough that her memory has balance. She's still a daily presence in my life, but not one that saps joy.

In the photo she's recovering from a bad cold. The boy in bed is her big brother, who I'm named after, home on leave from the Marines. The nation is on the cusp of entering World War II. The newspaper she has is The Philadelphia Evening Bulletin, which went out of business in 1982 after a run of 135 years. For years it had the largest circulation of any evening newspaper in America, during a time when there were many. (People my age can tell it's that paper by the two-column wide spread of comics on the back page of one section.)

It looks like a happy day for her. No school because of her cold, warm in bed with the newspaper, Tip Top Magazine, with its stories and puzzles, her big brother, a Marine fly boy. Both she and her brother with a vast number of years ahead of them, not knowing, of course, that they would die less than a month apart in fall of 2011.

 The photo would have been taken by her father, who died six years before I was born.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

New Year's Eve Channel Surfing

 The shows marking the coming new year last night aimed at a demographic much different from my own, so I wandered the dial with my TV remote. I don't have cable and if you don't have cable and live in a heavily populated area like I do you get many channels over the air. They're somehow affiliated with network channels but have higher numbers after a decimal point. In the computer world, the higher the number, the newer and more improved the program. In TV, it's the opposite.

 

Last night I came across a The Tonight Show episode that aired on New Year's Eve of 1975, forty-six years ago exactly. I tuned in late and Orson Bean was talking about how he recently communed with a butterfly as he sat nude in the backyard of his South California home. The butterfly flew here and there and eventually landed on his finger at which point man and insect stared at each other for half a minute after which the butterfly took to the skies. Bean said he felt he experienced what it was like to be a butterfly, and that the butterfly experienced what it was like to be Orson Bean.

There are many remarkable things about this to me. The most remarkable is that I remembered watching that episode as it originally aired. I was seventeen. I'd forgotten it was Orson Bean, misremembering the guest as Charles Grodin, but I remembered much of what was said verbatim. I was very much a magical thinker at that age, engrossed in ESP, levitation, telekinesis, the supernatural in general, and I would be so for several years to come. (Eventually, after much research and reading and living, none of those things proved true to a level that satisfied me and I now see the world from a scientific viewpoint.)

Orson Bean was the most interesting guest on the show, which included Joan Rivers, Charles Nelson Riley, and Scatman Crothers. He was forty-seven at the time and was, to my generation, known more as a TV personality—a frequent panelist on game shows and guest on talk shows—than as an actor, though one of his later roles was as the 105-year-old Dr. Lester in the 1999 Being John Malcovich, a favorite of mine and a certifiable cult movie. ("If I was 80 years younger, I'd box your ears.") Bean, who died in 2020, showed a knowledge of theater you don't see now. (Look up what it means in the theater world to "swallow the file" and see what you find.) The Tonight Show back then was on five nights a week and was an hour and a half long, which meant that even with that number of guests, who all stayed from the time they came on until the time they left, the conversations meandered. Now, they're largely semi-scripted and promotional and about the only reason to watch these shows is for the host's monologue.

Bean's butterfly story was representative of that era, the mid 1970s, when such things were common. An actor, he would probably have tried drugs like LSD or others, and been very open to the things I was even at his age. Watching the show made me remember myself at that age. I would have been watching it alone, both brothers out, my parents at a party elsewhere. It was on a Wednesday night and I'd be off school for a the week. Other shows would have recapped the year that ended, highlighting events like the fall of Saigon and the movie Jaws, the first to be called a blockbuster. Betty Ford, the first lady, was Time Magazine's Person of the Year in an era when women were seldom given that honor. Americans anticipated the coming year as one of celebration as their nation marked the bicentennial of its founding. Things that got no attention in 1975 but would later happened, as always: Two young men founded a company they named Microsoft; a little known group of comedians started a show called Saturday Night Live; Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet, and Tiger Woods were born. 

Channel surfing used to be a thing. It's not now. With streaming services algorithms suggest shows people want, or they're dug into their beliefs enough that their TVs are set to the channel that best entertains them or reinforces their belief. But sometimes, it pays to just sit there and scroll at random.



Friday, December 3, 2021

Simple Seashore Shell Scintilla

 


While in Cape May, New Jersey, last month, my first time at a beach in decades, I noticed that the shells that appealed to me weren't the pristine ones I'd have treasured in my youth but gnarled oyster shells, incomplete, rubbed smooth by wind, sand, and water.