- Eat fast food
- Drive recklessly
- Play video games
- Live in a dorm-style room
- Get a tattoo
- Binge drink
- Live paycheck to paycheck
- Work at a dead-end job
- Be socially and/or politically clueless
- Dress like a slob
The Loser finds much missing from this list, like smoking, thinking farting is funny, treating women like shit, having a limp handshake, disturbing neighbors with noise, driving a gas-guzzling car, mastering basic grammar and punctuation, and not offering your seat on a bus or train to those who need it more than you.
Some fashion types would say don't use messenger bags after 30 (which this man clearly isn't), but the Loser says if it's practical (he's 56 and bikes for transportation), why wouldn't you? |
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