Spring exercise

Today, the Complete and Total Loser rode his bike for the first time in five months. He has the fat body and diminished lung capacity to show for his lack of exercise. The ride went well, even though he had to dismount on a steep hill near his house like a fat kid. 

Bagged leaves await pickup on a suburban street.

More remarkable is that he did not experience the aerobic-induced déjà vu he has for the past seven years after exercising hard following an absence of doing so. 
"That's odd," the Loser thought. The odd thing really was his finding it odd that he felt normal. He's searched on the net and asked his doctor about it and come up with nothing on both counts.