The Loser gets free boner pills

The three dates the Complete and Total Loser went on last fall were OK, but just that, and nothing came of any of them.
During them, the Loser worried about what happened in '06, with a woman he'd made it into bed with. Impotence. He tried and got hard but it wilted when it was time to insert. Anxiety. The last time the Loser had successful intercourse was in 1997 and his confidence was fueled by alcohol. The woman in '06 was a recovering alcoholic and the Loser didn't drink when with her, though she told him it would be all right to. "Would it help if you entered me from behind?" she'd asked.
Yesterday, at the end of his annual physical, the Loser asked his doctor for a prescription for boner pills. ("There is one more thing, by the way ...")
The doctor understood and prescribed Cialis because you can download a trial coupon at their website and get three pills for free. The Loser did this and went to his pharmacy. The pharmacist was an energetic young woman with a loud voice. Cute, sort of. There was minor confusion over the store as the office people at the Loser's doctor's office had sent the prescription to the wrong one, but the pharmacist found it. She walked from the terminal closer to the Loser and leaned over and spoke quietly: "Is it for the Cialis?" 
Very cute, how she'd said this.
The Loser now has his boner pills. They expire in 2014, but dry pills keep. Even so, the Loser doubts he'll ever need them. He's in his mid 50s now and his libido is sagging fast.

If you could see the Loser's libido, it'd look like this.