Musings of an unsuccessful, never married, middle-aged man. Now with prostate cancer!
Thursday, March 21, 2013
A Complete and Total Loser Rule - 11
Eat a substantial breakfast before you go to work, not on the way there or at your workplace. Brush your teeth before leaving with something containing baking soda and hydrogen peroxide; anything else is just paste. Use mouthwash and a tongue scraper to avoid bad breath.
Only metal or hard plastic tongue scrapers are effective.