Hated Birds

Here's something the Complete and Total Loser doesn't get: Why do so many people hate pigeons? They're not rats with wings, they're birds. The don't sneak into your house and scurry across your floor like rats do and they don't bite anyone. Sure, they crap all over but they can't help it. Don't let people feed them and they won't crap so much. They're a cliff-dwelling species and accomplished flyers. And they have senses that boggle the human mind. If there's an earthquake in Los Angeles, a pigeon in New York knows about it. 

The Loser took this picture of a pigeon while he waited for a train on Sunday.