A Physical Peculiarity

Lately, when the Complete and Total Loser urinates, it feels mildly like an orgasm. He's always liked relieving himself, but it's gotten more pleasurable the past few months. He was happy about this until he realized this grim fact: His pissing isn't getting more like orgasms; his orgasms are getting more like pissing.
Drat.

Not even the esteemed Mayo Clinic can help the Complete and Total Loser.