Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Things in Common

Steve Jobs's death today saddens the Complete and Total Loser even though he and Jobs, a successful man with a family, have little in common except that both used Apple computers, are in their 50s and are bald men. Really, that's about it.
The Loser learned recently that he has a one in three chance of getting pancreatic cancer. Not bad odds. So there's a chance he and Jobs will eventually have another commonality.

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