TV brings news from all over
And is friendly, interesting, too.
With TV you’re a world rover,
From here to Kalamazoo.
With rabbit ears you see lots
With cable much much more.
You watch porn if you’ve the hots;
Don’t need to get a whore.
If it offends you mustn’t gripe,
Don’t whine and bitch and cough.
It may show you nothing but tripe,
But you dare not turn it to off.