Friday, August 12, 2011

Conspiracy Buffs (Poem)

Area 51 is home
Of aliens quite outrageous.
Half the nation worked alone
To make Kennedy uncontagious.
Dollar bills and secret shakes
Are how Freemasons talk
About making sure Hostess cakes
Control minds (thanks, Jonas Salk!).
We buffs know that eleven, September
Was a planned out plot.
The motive’s something we can’t remember,
But that don’t matter a lot.
We know what we know, we’re smarter than you,
We know the means and ends.
But though smart we need a clue
On getting girlfriends.

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