Bomb Threat

The Complete and Total Loser works in a public place. A museuThe Complete and Total Loser works in a public place. A museum. Recently he found a card under my phone on what to do if he gets a bomb threat. Here it is.
Bomb Threat Data Card
Place this card beneath your telephone
Questions to ask:
1. When is the bomb going to explode?
2. Where is it?
3. What does it look like?
4. What kind of bomb is it?
5. What will cause it to explode?
6. Did you place the bomb?
7. Why?
8. What is your name?
9. What is your address?
Exact wording of the threat:
______________________________________
* Immediately report threats to Security at extension 555
* Do not dial 911
* Do not discuss a threat with fellow staff

On side two of the card:
Language (check those that apply):
Well spoken
Pre-recorded
Pre-written message read
Irrational
Incoherent
Obscene
Other
Caller’s voice:
Normal
Lisp
Stutter
Deep
Cracking
Calm
Excited
Angry
Yelling
Laughing
Crying
Familiar (who?) _____________
Accent (what kind?) ______________
Other __________________
Sex _________ Age ____________
Background sounds:
Voices
Street noises
Phone operator
PA system
Machinery
None
Other __________
Remarks: _______________________________
Name ___________________
Department ______________________
Extension ___________________
Call received at: date ________ time __________ a.m. p.m.
Length of call __________________
Security notified at __________________ a.m. p.m.m