We are so fat

We are all so fat now that they actually have to have kits to give extra support to toilets. Just think. We break the things we sit on to get rid of the shit all that food produces. 

This toilet has been reinforced because people are so fat these days.

Dieting (Poem)

I’ve been on diets several times
To knock off a few pounds.
I tried a fork that had no tines,
It was crazy as it sounds.
I drank quarts of water really fast
To fill my empty belly.
Someone said fat wouldn’t last
If coated with KY jelly.
I ate just meat, eschewing bread,
They said that that would help.
But soon that seemed so very dead,
I once heard a cutlet yelp.
I stopped dieting, said, “Screw this mess,”
And lost a fifth my weight.
The secret, I found, was to eat less.
I did and now feel great.