Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Angelina juxtaposition

Woman's World and Star Magazine in a supermarket display rack
Woman's World and Star Magazine in a supermarket display rack.

Being the simple-minded dolt that he is, the Complete and Total Loser likes it when two things together make him perform the rare—for him—act of thinking. The two magazines he saw in a supermarket where he buys rotting fish and meat for the discount yesterday did that.
He can't imagine Angelina Jolie, a rich movie star and director, is half the Loser's weight and he hopes she resolves her health issues soon.

1 comment:

  1. I stopped reading this drivel after "simple-minded dolt," dear chap.

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