Thursday, March 3, 2016

Fatter

Netflix envelop tape
Netflix envelop tape.
He is getting fat again, the Complete and Total Loser. It's all that lying around reading, watching Netflix movies (which he gets only on discs, still) and binging on sugar. He's finding excuses not to swim and has only been doing it twice a week. The idiot. Never good looking, getting old, sagging, and now he's letting himself go.

1 comment:

  1. But, my good man, we'd expect nothing but continued loserdom from you!

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