Thoughts of an unsuccessful, never married, late middle-aged, likely terminally ill, American man who recently became an amputee.
Friday, January 22, 2016
From Croatia: Lesestrellas safety matches.
Sometimes it's the little things you find in your dead parents' house. These matches, for example. How long have they been sitting around? The Complete and Total Loser doesn't know. But get this: They're made in Croatia. Who the hell has matches made in Croatia?