Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Girl Scout Cookies

The Complete and Total Loser bought some Girl Scout cookies a few days ago. He noticed that they've gotten smaller over the years. Either that or the Loser, a runt, has somehow grown. 
Not that smaller cookies are a bad thing. Everyone's too fat these days. Besides, you don't buy them for the price; you buy them to keep prepubescent suburban white girls off the streets.  
peanut butter sandwich girl scout cookies
The Loser's favorite girl scout cookie: peanut butter sandwich.

1 comment:

  1. More blather. If only, dear chap, you had choked while stuffing your uninteresting face!

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