Sunday, November 8, 2015

His type

woman on train with bike
A woman rides a train with her bicycle.
Oh, nerd girl, with your big book and your little fold-up bike on the train, you wear your helmet even now! You will get a master's degree in something and work for a non-profit organization where you will be much appreciated. You will marry a burly man with an unkempt beard who wears sweaters well. The apartments and then houses you share will feature much wood and weavings and be comfortable places for you and visitors. Your children will have unconventional names and learn more from you and your husband than they do in school. Yours will be a good life.

1 comment:

  1. But your real type is the sad, crushing loneliness of a loser such as yourself, dear fellow!

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