Friday, June 26, 2015

Long days and ants

There is a five-hour, forty-one minute difference in the longest and shortest days of the year where the Complete and Total Loser lives. It seems like these summer days will never end. The Loser likes dark nights. They signal that it's time for him to stop trying to accomplish anything, which means they tell him that he can stop losing. 
Meanwhile, ants are in the Loser's upstairs bathroom. They're small and everywhere. He has poison out for them. They drink it and take it to their queen, the Loser hopes, and she'll drink it and die. The entire process takes several days.
ants drinking Terro ant poison
Ants drinking Terro ant poison, which should destroy their civilization soon.

1 comment:

  1. I say, what dreadful little buggers they seem!