- Everyone loved him
- He had a job he enjoyed and was good at: being adorable
- People encouraged him to eat as much as possible
- If he was tired, people let him sleep
- When he cried, people cared and did something about it
- Everything around him was warm and soft
- Pretty women smiled at him all the time
- For all eternity, only good things would happen to him. He would get bigger and be able to do more and he would never grow old and die.