This American Loser's Life

Last night the Complete and Total Loser listened to This American Life's piece about hospice work. The Loser thought about what his regrets were in life, as his own dying time will be here sooner than for most, he thinks, even though he's a fairly healthy man in his mid fifties. 
He regrets few things he did, but his regrets are stronger for the thousands of things he didn't do.

The Loser has never been to Ithaca or had a scooter.