Leave me alone

I'm here, by myself, wearing sunglasses and ear buds, reading my magazine, and that's how I want it. Leave me alone. I have zero interest in talking to you. There's no one else even sitting on this bench. It's fine with me if someone does, but if they do, they're not welcome to talk to me. At all. Mind your own business. Just leave me alone. If I wanted to talk to you, I would. I have all the friends I want. Go away. Beat it. Scram.