Monday, January 20, 2014

The Loser's Resolution

Yes, resolutions are idiotic, but the Complete and Total Loser has made one for 2014 nonetheless. It is to have sex. With a woman. Without paying for it, something he never has or could do anyway. 
The Loser is reading ebooks and other things available on the Net constantly and is learning much that would have definitely helped him years ago and may help him now. The key is to practice, see what works for you, what doesn't. The problem, for the Loser, is where to get that practice. 

The Loser may be more than one step behind in the chase to get a woman to have sex with him, but his attitude is still positive.

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