I will give you $10,000 in US currency for reading this post by midnight of May 18, 2013.
Ahh, there's always an "if," isn't there? The if in this case is that the Complete and Total Loser's Powerball ticket wins the grand prize tomorrow night.
And this is something we all know won't happen no matter how many tickets we buy.
Lotteries are a panacea for the poor. Rather than work to find out the hows and whys of the ridiculous inequality running wild in this era, they, the people who can least afford it, buy tickets. And hope. And dream.
Morons. Idiots. Losers.