Children's Letter to the Loser #24

Dear Complete and Total Loser,

I'm often too tired to get out of bed and go to school. My parents say I'm just being lazy, but I'm not.

Phoebe

Dear Phoebe,

The Loser doesn't like being a mere referral service and likes to present letter writers with solutions. In this case, however, the Loser can only suggest that you seek outside help. A swift kick in the pants is good for all of us sometimes, but only on rare occasions. You need to sit with a professional and talk about how often this problem affects you and figure out what to do. The Loser would recommend that if you get someone who wants to prescribe medication on the first meeting, get a second opinion.

Best of luck,

The Complete and Total Loser