Yesterday, The Complete and Total Loser went into his city to meet with a man who's handling the money his late parents left him.
Afterward, he did things a tourist might do. He went to a large enclosed farmers market, the city's main library branch and, most touristy, he paid $5 to go up forty floors to the top of his city's city hall, which was the highest point of the city until the late 1980s.
Afterward, he took the commuter train back to the suburbs and wrote emails to his friends about his big day out.
|A view of part of the Loser's city from forty stories up.|