Sadie Hawkins Day is a day most have little use for now, belonging more to the time of the Complete and Total Loser's recently dead parents more than his own and certainly not the young people who he works with. Most of them haven't even heard of it. The Loser, even now, with the day irrelevant, likes to think a woman will make the first move. On him. Of course, the few times that's happened in the Loser's life have involved women he did not and could never have feelings for. Still, the fantasy remains.
He admires those who take chances, though, people with more guts than he. Someday his life will end and his only representation on earth will be bags of clothes and things no one has use for anymore.
|Bags of the Loser's dead parents' clothes wait to be picked up by sanitation workers. Many, many more clothes were donated to worthy charities. The Loser's two sisters-in-law handled the details of this.|