Sunday, January 1, 2012

The Accomplishment

The Complete and Total Loser's greatest accomplishment of 2011 is one based on something he didn't do, not something he did do.
What that something was is this: After dropping a childhood friend off at the airport to return to his New England home from trip to attend the Loser's father's funeral service, the Loser did not pull into the garage of his newly late parents' house, push the button on the small device that opens and closes the garage door to close it, put the seat back, turn up the music on the CD player, close his eyes and wait for the carbon monoxide to do its work.
There are times that the things you don't do matter more than the things you do do. This is one of them.

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