This time, the Complete and Total Loser's father is the one who is expected to die in a matter of days.
His mother: October 25. His favorite uncle: three weeks later. Now, his father. Yes, the Loser makes much of jesting that he will be an orphan soon. A 53-year-old orphan.But really, all three were very elderly. The youngest of them, his mother, was 80. This means that the Complete and Total Loser is losing the chance to garner sympathy.