As Expected

The Complete and Total Loser's father died today at 1:32 p.m. Actually, he died at 1:25 but the Loser is not a doctor and although he was alone with him he can't pronounce officially. An M.D. must do that. He died of a combination of sepsis, renal failure, stroke and the broken heart he suffered when his wife, the Loser's mother, died on October 25 of this year.
What a terrible thing it is to be no one's son.