Wednesday, December 26, 2018

A bright side of being a moron like me

If you're like me and you have just a few hundred brain cells firing, life can be difficult. You can't figure out your health insurance policy, you have to pay others to do your taxes, you fall asleep when reading anything that smart people read. Cutting your fingernails is a task that takes preparation.
The good thing about being dumb is that it doesn't take much to please or amuse you. Squirrels running up trees, people walking outside your window, lit candles, warm bread.
I saw this picture of bats on a newspaper's website, saved it, then rotated it so it looks like the bats are standing around rather than hanging around. If you're one of the many who dislikes and fears bats, it's not the picture for you, but if you like the idea of a furry animal that can fly as much as I do and you're as dumb as I am, this picture might make you smile.

1 comment:

  1. They are so cute with their little bat faces. They look a little possums, to me. I thought the picture a bit odd until I read that you had rotated it. Ha, ha!

    By the way, almost no one can figure out their health insurance policy unless they do that sort of thing for a living and, frankly, I think that people who do their own taxes are a lot like people who represent themselves in court (small claims court being the exception) - they have a fool for a client. In case the IRS says they want you to spend some time with one of their employees, a smart person wants to be able to point to someone else and say: "They prepared my taxes, not me."

    PS: Do let us know how your visit with the derm doc turns out.

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