A Complete and Total Loser Rule - 4

Write out this simple sentence: 
I am ________ years old.
Read it. Accept it. Act it.

A Complete and Total Loser Rule - 3

Minimize perfume, jewelry and other adornment. Try to be visually and olfactorily neutral. Let your words and actions be what counts.

A Complete and Total Loser Rule - 2

Get some of your news by reading news printed on paper. Here, the Loser's father reads a newspaper one month before his death.

However low your opinion may be of the press, you can learn one thing from good reporters: If you want to learn something about a person or learn what that person knows, ask him a question and remain silent until they stop talking for at least ten seconds.

A Complete and Total Loser Rule - 1

Volunteer work is not supposed to be pleasant, rewarding, or satisfying in any way. Whether it is or it isn’t, don’t talk about it. Don’t even tell anyone you do it, unless you absolutely must.