How to spot idiots right now

Idiots are easy to spot. They will be the ones who, with the death of Lauren Bacall today so soon after the suicide of Robin Williams, will say, "Bad things come in threes. I wonder who's next?"

Yes, that's right. There are still people in the world dumb enough to believe that there's a mysterious, invisible force that will now find a well-known person to kill because two well-know people have recently died. 

Shields up

When something like this happens, the death of a well-known comedian, the Complete and Total Loser has to be careful of what he looks at on the internet. 
Too many mean people will use the chance to disparage the deceased. Internet tough guys. In this case, the Loser counts himself among those who often tired of Williams's standard style of humor, but the man seemed like a decent one and he had a wife and children. Kindness is called for or, failing that, silence.