Showing posts with label Chinese food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese food. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Dr. Steel, MSG, me, and This American Life

Kids with physical problems are sometimes overindulged in ways that turn them into brats. I was one of them. When they behave like brats, they don't get corrected as often as other kids. Adults too often overlook the bad behavior, figuring the kid has it hard enough, which makes the kid even worse.
I wasn't too awful. On a brat scale of one to ten, with five being average, I was maybe around a seven. 
Dr. Howard H. Steel
Dr. Howard H. Steel.

An instance of me behaving badly was a time in a doctor's office when I was twelve, which would have been in 1970. I was with my mother and an orthopedic surgeon who'd operated on my left leg. I was in a body cast. The doctor had completed his examination and my left foot was bare. I couldn't reach it to put my sock on and depended on my mother's help. She was talking to the doctor, holding the sock. My foot was cold and I was being ignored. 
I snapped my fingers to get her attention and she put the sock on.
"Don't you ever snap your fingers at your mother like that," the doctor said. He growled it.
I was stunned by the reprimand, but he was right, of course.
Ira Glass, host of This American Life
Ira Glass, host of This American Life.
That doctor was Howard H. Steel, an internationally known chief of orthopedic surgery at Shriners Hospital for Children in Philadelphia. He had broken my left leg at the knee and ankle to slow its growth to make my leg length discrepancy less pronounced; my right leg had been operated on three times because of the bone disease that resurfaced as a sarcoma a few years ago which caused that leg's amputation one year ago and is likely to kill me despite that. I went through life with my right leg seven inches shorter than the left. X-rays taken when I was eleven determined I'd have been around six two; with the leg breaking I topped at at five nine. It was the most painful operation I've ever had.

Steel died September 5, 2018, at age 97. I'm thinking of him now because he was featured in a recent segment on the radio program This American Life. In the sixties, he and a fellow doctor friend made a bet about getting something published in the New England Journal of Medicine. To win the bet, Steel said he made up a letter about the ill effects he'd experience after eating Chinese food and signed a fake Chinese name. He blamed this on MSG—monosodium glutamate—a non-essential amino acid found naturally in many foods, like tomatoes, grapes, cheese, and mushrooms.
Chinese food
This letter started the half-a-century old myth that MSG has negative side effects. Steel said he tried for years to retract this, without success.
It turned out, however, that there really was a Chinese doctor who had written and sent the letter and that Steel had claimed to have written it as a prank, a prank he continued to the time of his death.
Medical professionals are usually serious people, and working with children with serious health problems would, you'd think, make one even more glum than the average doctor. But it seems that Steel, who I credit with lowering my level of brattyness a point, had his frivolous side. 
If I could go back to that day in 1970, I'd say to him, "Don't you ever claim to have written a letter you didn't write."

Thursday, December 25, 2014

A Very Loser Christmas

Last night, aka Christmas Eve, the Complete and Total Loser went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. The two had wanted to go to a large and popular place but it was so crowded (Jews) that they went to a smaller place down the road. They got there around 6:15. As their meal progressed, they noticed that there was just one person working in the restaurant, a woman, and two cooks in the kitchen. Call outs,
fortune cookie fortune
This is the fortune the Loser's fortune cookie had on Christmas Eve. Honest.
apparently. An hour later, when they were ready to go, it had gotten busier and over a dozen diners were waiting to be seated. They saw a table of other diners bus their own table, so they did the same, and a couple of other tables around them, cleaning them off and setting them with paper place mats with the Asian zodiac on them, napkins, forks, spoons and water glasses. A family that had four teenage girls with them really took to the task and did several more tables. They paid by just leaving the money where the waitress would find it , and massively over tipped. The food was good, after all.


Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Loser is a Selfish Prick

Every week, The Complete and Total Loser takes a commuter train from the city to the suburbs. The ride is half an hour long. From the station, it takes the Loser ten minutes to walk to his parents' house, where he has dinner with them.
dinning room table
Dinning room table.
They are both elderly and their physical and mental decline is beginning to accelerate. Tonight, the Loser asked his father what year terrorist felled the Twin Towers. "Ninety-two?" his father, never good at dates, guessed.
His mother, once a good cook, tires easily now. Dinners are frequently store-bought rotisserie chicken or easily prepared stews. Sometimes, they even get take-out Chinese.
Family friends hear of the Loser's visits and tell him he is just so kind to do that. The Loser quickly changes the subject which, to them, appears to be a show of modesty.
It's guilt.
As trying as it is to see his parents, who he loves despite their mistakes (would he have done better?), slip away, the Loser makes himself go so he'll be able to recognize his own fate when it nears and take appropriate steps. Those steps will be to go for a long walk in the woods with a pocket full of sleeping pills and a bottle of good scotch and disappear forever.