Choose one!

The Complete and Total Loser likes looking at the magazines in his library. He also likes the messages you can get sometimes thanks to the simple, alphabetical arrangement of them on the racks. 
Look how different these three women are. The one on the left never even had her pallet spread, consistent with her natural-way-of-life adulthood. The woman on the right is lean and super fit, maybe too fit for some, though the Loser likes that look.
And then there's Kim Kardashian. Repulsive, but she does catch your eye. Talk about your magazine racks!

Covers of recent issues of Organic Life, Rolling Stone and Runner's World magazines.