Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Seven [great] reasons to love Trump

Donald Trump
Donald Trump

  1. The press hates him so the pictures they'll publish will be ones in which he looks funny
  2. He'll fund his campaign himself, which will show everyone what someone like him would really do if elected
  3. Once he's sure of something, like birtherism, he just won't let it go
  4. His extreme views could energize a new era of activism
  5. Melania Knauss, his current wife, will provide both men and women with a useful distraction during boring events and speeches
  6. He wants Sarah Palin in his cabinet and will probably make many other entertaining decisions
  7. All those movies about a future in which an evil, dictatorial president gets elected will have more credibility

Melania Knauss Trump
Melania Knauss Trump

1 comment:

  1. I say, dear fellow, what fascinating reasons!