Talking to himself

Today is the Complete and Total Loser's father's third deathday which, as the Loser wrote to a friend, is like a birthday but the complete opposite. 

Tom Brokaw

An unrelated note (he thinks) is that the Loser, who talks to himself constantly as he has always lived alone and wants to hear the sound of a human voice sometimes, is talking to himself today with the voice of former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw. 
You will have more birthdays than deathdays, but as celebrating birthdays makes little sense after you're dead, your deathdays will out weigh them over time.