That Time of Year

Actually, it's usually early March when the Complete and Total Loser's East Coast city has that crazy weather range in which you have snow like this at 7:30 in the morning:

And then see a girl on the train platform less than twelve hours later dressed in shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, making the Loser feel like an overdressed crazy man in his heavy coat and hat.

Yes, it's usually in-like-a-lion-out-like-a-lamb March when you have this duality. But it seems the seasons have shifted by a month or so in the Loser's lifetime, so maybe what was March is February now.