The Aliens Among Us

It's a classy ride, the Complete and Total Loser's commute. The train creaks through rich Zip codes on its way to the third rate city the riders work in. Last week, Loser spied this dapper gent working on a crossword puzzle. He looked at the puzzle and saw that instead of words the man was filing it in with oddly stylized circles. Proof, of course, that he is not of this world. The Loser showed the photo to a young woman at work and she said, "Oh, he has turtle lips." The Loser had never heard the description before, but it's true, no?

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