Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Loser in Winter

The Complete and Total Loser is in the back seat of his eldest brother's Mercedes Benz while the three sons are on the way to a county courthouse to file papers in order to be executors of their late parents' estate. The car is huge and it's one of the rare times the Loser, a gimp, doesn't feel cramped in a backseat. Earlier, the Loser had mentioned how he likes winter. Now his oldest brother, the driver, says, "I can't see why you like winter. It's cold, it's dreary and grey." 
"Well," the Loser says, "that's three reasons right there!"
A skylight in winter.

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