Feck you

Symbols for U.S. reserve banks can spell out a few words if properly arranged.

This is how bored the Complete and Total Loser, who has no idea how to begin a conversation with strangers, gets in bars.

Never bored

Kids now. Never bored, always with something to do or someone to talk to. Sure, when the Complete and Total Loser was that age he might have had a comic book with him (but that's might, and no one did in a grocery store; not cool), but even with those you look up once in awhile and see what's going on around you. This boy didn't budge until it was time to leave.

A boy plays a game on his smart phone while at a grocery store.