From getting old to being old

Sometimes the Complete and Total Loser is reminded that he's in his declining years and that he's not getting old, he is old. Yesterday, that reminder came in the form of a woman who rode past him during one of his rare rides in the heart of his city. She did it with little effort. 
Look at her thigh. Powerful, young. Solid muscle. 

This young bike rider put the Loser in his place.