Legacy video: How to cut a sandwich

Whenever I read short profiles of even very successful people, they nearly always cite their raising of good children as the accomplishment they're most proud of. I never had kids so, like many who didn't, I seek other ways. One would be to change the way the sandwich eaters of this planet cut their sandwiches. To that end, I've spent over half a million dollars producing this video, which you can now see for free on YouTube by clicking on the photo below.