Girl Scout Cookies

The Complete and Total Loser bought some Girl Scout cookies a few days ago. He noticed that they've gotten smaller over the years. Either that or the Loser, a runt, has somehow grown. 
Not that smaller cookies are a bad thing. Everyone's too fat these days. Besides, you don't buy them for the price; you buy them to keep prepubescent suburban white girls off the streets.  

The Loser's favorite girl scout cookie: peanut butter sandwich.