Gynecological

The Complete and Total Loser has no need for any medical equipment, yet when he's left alone in his doctor's examination room during his annual physical he's tempted to look for things to steal, though he doubts there's much available beyond alcohol pads and tongue depressors. 
He was very tempted to open the Gyn Supplies drawer seen here just to see what was inside, but he refrained. 

What's in the Gyn Supplies drawer of this examination table? The Loser will never know.