A Very Loser Christmas

Last night, aka Christmas Eve, the Complete and Total Loser went to a Chinese restaurant with a friend. The two had wanted to go to a large and popular place but it was so crowded (Jews) that they went to a smaller place down the road. They got there around 6:15. As their meal progressed, they noticed that there was just one person working in the restaurant, a woman, and two cooks in the kitchen. Call outs,

This is the fortune the Loser's fortune cookie had on Christmas Eve. Honest.

apparently. An hour later, when they were ready to go, it had gotten busier and over a dozen diners were waiting to be seated. They saw a table of other diners bus their own table, so they did the same, and a couple of other tables around them, cleaning them off and setting them with paper place mats with the Asian zodiac on them, napkins, forks, spoons and water glasses. A family that had four teenage girls with them really took to the task and did several more tables. They paid by just leaving the money where the waitress would find it , and massively over tipped. The food was good, after all.