The Loser sees a play

The Complete and Total Loser doesn't usually like live theater, especially when it's done by students, but he saw a play last night at a local college that he liked very much. It was done in a room. The actors were largely in the center of the room, surrounded by the audience, which was small, and the play had a mostly religious (Christian) theme, also not a Loser favorite. How the actors kept their focus with audience members just feet away on the same floor as they were is beyond the Loser, but that's why he's a loser, instead of an actor. 
Also not hurting the play was that a member of the cast wore a dress that made her look like a knock out and she was pretty to begin with.